Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
