she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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