i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize