Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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