this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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