STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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