Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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