mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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