2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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