at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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