Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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