Don't make out with my wife yet
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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