I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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