Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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