my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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