why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
