i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
