Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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