Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
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I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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