Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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