Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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