is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Panties = found
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