..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
operation have a gay friend backfired
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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