He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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