Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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