so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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