All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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