I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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