but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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