No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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