I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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