You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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