hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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