ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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