i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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