i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Randomize
