thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Say something about gay babies.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
