stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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