what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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