you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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