People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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