I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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