Its about making memories worth repressing
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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