dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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