I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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