Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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