He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Tornado booty call.. dedication
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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