God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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