just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Randomize
