4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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