Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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