She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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