btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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