So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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