Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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