We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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